A Day in the Life of Brandywine Bauer
I recently had a day where I felt like Jack Bauer. Not because I saved the country from a series of most unfortunate events or because I won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves, but because I was up for a whole day (and didn't have to eat or use the restroom!). Let's see if I can give you the basic idea.
- 6:00 AM - 7:00 AM - Agent Brandywine Bauer rises, performs his exercise routine and reads The Manual
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM - Agent B.B. eats breakfast with his children, and reads his e-mail.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM - Agent B.B. reviews and updates several FBI financial records.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM - Agent B.B attends a meeting with several other FBI agents and agents-in-training
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM - Agent B.B. resumes his review of the FBI financial records.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM - Agent B.B. prepares important tax documents for several FBI agents.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM - Agent B.B. eats lunch with his children.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM - Agent B.B. puts two of his children to bed and then makes a quick trip to the Post Office where he sends a document to a remote agent in an undisclosed location.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM - Agent B.B. resumes his review of the FBI financial records.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM - Agent B.B. wraps up his financial reviews and updates for the week and prepares for a meeting later in the day with several agents-in-training.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM - Agent B.B. has a short, surprise visit from his sister, Agent P., and then holds a meeting with several agents-in-training.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM - Agent B.B. eats dinner with his children and several agents-in-training.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM - Agent B.B. has some quality time with his children.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM - Agent B.B. enjoys some treats with his children and several agents-in-training, and then puts his children to bed.
- 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM - Agent B.B. attends to his wife, Agent M., who has been experiencing severe pain due to kidney stones.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM - Agent B.B. plays a couple games of Rook with Agent D. and agents-in-training B. & K..
- 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM - Agent B.B. finishes the games of Rook and resumes attending to Agent M.
- 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM - Agent B.B. attends to Agent M., who cannot get comfortable and is getting sick.
- 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM - Agent B.B. attends to Agent M. and prepares to take her to the hospital for treatment.
- 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM - Agent B.B. drives Agent M. to the hospital and sees that she is settled in.
- 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM - Agent B.B. attends to Agent M. while at the hospital.
- 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM - Agent B.B. attends to Agent M. while at the hospital.
- 4:00 AM - 5:00 AM - Agent B.B. attends to Agent M. while at the hospital.
- 5:00 AM - 6:00 AM - Agent B.B. retreats to his vehicle to repose and search out some breakfast.
So, there's season 1! But if the President calls, I'm going to tell him I can't do this anymore, at least not too many more days in a row!
posted by brandywine on Saturday, January 13, 2007
8 Comments:
Wow! Sounds like a rough day. I hope and pray Agent M. gets well quickly.
clever! extremely clever indeed...
Yikes. Guess it is a good thing I didn't call about coming over for a visit. Hope Agent M. gets bet.
(Loved the part about 'THE MANUAL!') [Said of course in a thick Texas drawl]
whew! Sending up prayers for the health of Agent M!
And I must add - I wasn't aware that Agent B possesses a sister by the name of P. ??
Goodness...that was one long busy day! Trust Agent M is in the road to recovery! Praying!
Just trying to ante up the secret and mysterious factor, lis...'P' is the nickname for a friend who, yes, is not technically a sister, but...do we not have many sisters (and brothers) in the Lord? :)
Sounds fun. Now to make everything complete, you should hall everyone down to Georgia for a visit.
bwaa ha haaaa.
I hope my surprise visit didn't directly lead to Agent M's further disquietude. That was not in my orders, I assure you. Glad she's feeling better!
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