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Okay, here we go...
1. I had a private lunch with the President of my university, at his house.
2. I punched an Arab, in East Jerusalem.
3. I was the target of a rock-throwing Palestinian.
4. I have seen a mountain lion in the wild.
5. I have been close enough to smell the warm, stinky, humid breath of a wild buffalo, and, I might add, not just smell it, but be woken up by it.
6. I cut the grass with a 68" National Triplex CE, the finest specialty mower in the world.
7. I am loathe to put mushrooms into my mouth, much less chew on them.
The buck stops here.